My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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