We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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