This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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