You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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