He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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