Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
You ate ashes out of my bong
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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