Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
