When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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