But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
