found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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