OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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