i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Randomize
