His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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