i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just found puke in my bra..
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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