Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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