Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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