On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
operation have a gay friend backfired
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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