I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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