Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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