Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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