I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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