Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
did i walk over a car last night?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
