Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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