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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night

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• (845): View more from New York

  I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.

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• (631): View more from New York

  From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation

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