I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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