I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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