I cut my penus on the lid.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
