I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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