Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Randomize
