Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
