either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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