Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Randomize
