Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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