if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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