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Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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