the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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