Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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