This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Randomize
