Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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