it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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