i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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