oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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