It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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