***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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