well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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