I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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