I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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