Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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