Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
