WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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